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posted 1 month ago with 6 notes

So Cap is apparently marketing his own gum now.


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allforshipshipforall:

A cute puppy VS A little dog.

There are no differences.


posted 1 month ago with 2 notes

These guys need way more followers. Seriously, if you’re following me you should be following them because, quite frankly, they’re better than me.

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posted 2 months ago with 7 notes

I made another Tony (oops)

Yeah, call me lame for creating another version of a character I already have, but I got this idea in my head for a teenage AU!Tony.

I’m still working out a lot of ideas and headcanons, and the storyline is vaguely developed, but there it is.

There is also a Steve

That’s about it at the moment. Feel free to follow and watch. Or don’t. I won’t be offended. Just putting it out there.

posted 2 months ago with 58 notes

“I’m not half as good at anything as I am when I’m doing it next to you, and that’s the truth.”

Presented to you in Gallifreyan

I found a Gallifreyan generator and decided I wanted to see this quote written in Gallifreyan.

posted 2 months ago with 1 note

Happy birthday, Doris!

Tony was more than happy to jump out of a cake for you.


answered 2 months ago with 3 notes

wi1dfire88 said:

Is that what the Tony Stark charm is? Well I'm glad to finally understand that than. Tell me Mr. Stark, do you agree with Captain Rogers that you would be a cat? What animal do you believe represents the Captain the best?

That’s not all the Tony Stark charm is.

I’m fine with being a cat. I wouldn’t mind being a llama though.

I think Cap would make a good dog. Yellow lab. He’s got the puppy dog eyes down. Also, it would explain our ability to constantly butt heads. He’s stronger but I’m smarter.

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posted 2 months ago with 61 notes

I found Cap’s deodorant.


answered 3 months ago with 2 notes

wi1dfire88 said:

Mr. Stark I appreciate your honesty with us. I would like to offer my condolences on your break up, I am happy to hear you are still friends. I must admit your confusion on why people think you would be with Captain Rogers is surprising. You are often times seen very close together and when you fly him it is a much more intimate hold than when you fly others. Perhaps you ought to think on that. Now, my next question is a simple one, boxers, briefs or commando?

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I think I’d like to clarify a couple of things.

Captain Rogers is the one I fly around the most because it is most convenient and he is much less likely to suffer from the dangerous effects flying at such heights can have from time to time. We have both agreed that since he is most likely going to get around that way, that it is best to find a comfortable yet sturdy grip that allows him to feel safe while flying, and can also provide the least amount of hindrances when I am holding onto him and flying at the same time. Really, it’s all a matter of science. It has nothing to do with a potential relationship, despite what others might think.

It’s best not to get Steve caught up in this mess of speculation.

Also…commando. Unless I’m in the suit. Commando in the suit is not as comfortable as one might think.