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The name is Tony Stark.
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I am also Iron Man.

April 06 2014, 11:37 PM

Important photos from NYC with Steve

Since we don’t get many chances to act like idiot tourists (and by we I mean me because Steve - americancapsicle - rolled his eyes at me a lot) I made this picture the first of a few (honestly I’ve seen enough of NYC that I don’t think it’s important enough to be a real tourist and do that crappy blocking the sidewalk to take a picture of a tall building thing) that entertained me the most.

Photo #1 The Fapmobile (this should speak for itself)

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Photo #2 My future therapist maybe.

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Photo #3 Shake Shack (this is what happened the last time we let Clint come with us)

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Photo #4 Where we park Clint when we order food (because of #3)

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Photo #5 Grom (hot chocolate close to Trump Tower)
If you’re interested in going the address is 1796 Broadway, New York, NY

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Photo #6 Steve is an asshole and made me walk through Central Park at 10:30 at night so we could take a picture of the mansion…that all of us live in (poor picture quality is his fault, not mine)

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Photo #7 Clint’s girlfriend hanging out at the train station with us (please don’t ask me why we were at the train station)

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There were supposed to be more pictures but a few came out horribly and I just decided that everyone can look at NYC on Google Earth.

So long, fuckers.

I should stop doing everything Steve wants to do.

March 24 2014, 11:29 PM

Anonymous: 1, 16

1. selfie

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16. have you ever wanted to tell someone something but didn’t?

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Yes.

Cap, I plan to clobber you with the next apple box we come across if you make one more short person joke.

There. I said it.

February 08 2014, 06:31 PM

We all know you’ve got nice arms too, Rogers.

We all know you’ve got nice arms too, Rogers.

January 13 2014, 06:36 PM

October 24 2013, 11:18 PM

i can’t fail you again

September 23 2013, 09:52 AM

August 08 2013, 06:14 PM

Steve is done with this future shit.

Steve is done with this future shit.

July 04 2013, 02:46 PM

Happy 95th Birthday, Steve Rogers!

Even though you look 26, you’re still a hell of a lot older than me.

And that’s what truly matters.

-Tony Stark

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June 30 2013, 11:04 AM

Steve Rogers told me that if this gets 1,000,000 notes he will not actually stop glaring at me but at least I will have 1,000,000 notes.