but his motherboard WAS soaked and Tony went to the bottom of the ocean to recover him and fix him. T_T
LET’S RECOUNT TONY’S CHILDHOOD
- Alcohol dependency at age 8
- Sent to boarding school at age 6
- Loved and adored Maria but Howard squashed that saying “Stark men are made of iron” and for her to not coddle him
- Touch starvation
- Made most of his friends
- One friend growing up; Tiberius Stone who later tried to kill him
- Statutory raped at age 15 (or around then)
- Parents killed at 21
- Becomes Iron Man a few months later
//What’s the statutory rape thing? What?
I want my armor. I want my armor! I want my armor! I want my — Oh, nice legs. GAH! I WANT MY ARMOR!!!
LIKE FATHER LIKE SON
I’m sorry I keep making these dumb things. But hey, this is on redbubble, yo.