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[CAT WHISKERS ON YOUR CHEEKS, the ones on your face, in marker, yes]

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Seriously, Cap? Seriously? You drew cat whiskers on my cheeks? Why? WHY? Do you happen to know how hard it is to wash marker off?

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Wow. I really do look like a grumpy cat.

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♘ Favorite Animal

Not dogs or cats. Nope. (Yes)

Does that mean both????

I’m not answering either way on this because we are not getting a team pet.

Is there a preference here as to which is more forbidden???

Both. Both are forbidden. No puppies. No kittens. Why do you keep asking? Do you think you’re eventually going to wear me down enough that I’ll say yes?

Oops, both followed me home because you didn’t make a choice.

You are full of shit, Rogers. I don’t believe a word you’re saying right now.

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♥ Name of crush

{eyes narrow} You are not getting an answer from me here, Captain.

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It’s okay, I’ve figured it out anyway.

"No. No you haven’t. You know nothing. You’re like Jon Snow. Just leave it at that. I don’t divulge information about who I may or may not have a slight crush on."

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No.

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I see what you’re doing there, Rogers.

[My muse is being bullied by a group of guys (or girls). How does your muse intervene?]

Oh, great, gaunt, golden Goddess …

Thera shook her head slowly, one shoulder resting against the wall. She was a good fifty feet away from the bright orange Audi and the screaming media pack, but she could hear the strident babble plain as day. Exactly what latest scoop they were shrieking about, or how they’d managed to locate Tony without security around she didn’t know, but it was obvious they weren’t about to willingly let him go.

Good gods, they’re like seagulls with the terrible twos.

He didn’t even have Happy with him - something the Head of Security would probably tell him off about later, but that wasn’t the immediate concern. What was … well, she had once promised to have his back when he needed her, and she supposed she’d better make good.

A quick glance around before she marched across the distance between them, noting as she did the expression on Tony’s face - the one that said he was doing his absolute best not to turn around and smack someone in the teeth, but the odds were slipping fast.

Excuse me!" She elbowed her way through the pack with no remorse for any delivered damage, inserting herself between them and Tony - and coincidentally shoving aside the fellow who’d been standing in the way of him opening his car door. "EXCUSE ME!" Lifting her voice earned hardly any response, so fingers went in her mouth for a  whistle piercing enough to have several headsets hurriedly yanked from ears.

"Hello, everybody? Everybody!" She ignored the rampant ‘WTF’ Tony was staring in her direction and continued on, "Mr Stark will be holding a press conference with the President in the hotel lobby in five minutes time, and they will both be fielding questions on today’s events. Space at the conference is limited, so if you could all just make your way … ” She trailed off as the pack glanced at each other like kids eyeing the last cupcake, and almost as one turned to scurry in the direction of the lobby.

"These are not the droids you’re looking for," Thera added helpfully to their retreating backs, waving a hand. "Move along."

Tony tried hard to hold his temper in. He knew what the outcome of a verbal lashing would be with these vultures, but he held it in anyway. He usually handled the press fairly well, but for some reason there seemed to be twice as many today and they were much more vicious than normal. He couldn’t think of anything that would have made them turn on him like this though. He’d have to ask Pepper or someone else later.

When Thera came in though, he let out a breath he’d been holding and gave her a small, sheepish smile, pawing at the back of his neck. He didn’t want to say he was embarrassed about needing to be rescued from the paparazzi, but he knew he would have said some regrettable things if she hadn’t just come along when she had.

"Thera," he cleared his throat. "I uh…what are you doing here? Wait, that sounds bad. Just…well what are you up to?"

americancapsicle
[CAT WHISKERS ON YOUR CHEEKS, the ones on your face, in marker, yes]

Seriously, Cap? Seriously? You drew cat whiskers on my cheeks? Why? WHY? Do you happen to know how hard it is to wash marker off?

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"I'm surrounded by idiots."

He chuckles. “I tell myself this on a daily basis. It’s the only way I can manage to survive some of the stupid shit that goes on around me. Sometimes I am that idiot though.”

He is not. What’s with the pregnancy and baby talk? Knock it off. Somewhere out there, some woman is going to spontaneously become pregnant and I’m somehow going to end up being the father.

You should have added some “O”s.

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✈ Last vacation

Christmas in Hawaii?

I don’t count Scotland on account of the fact that I had to hold a tiny baby for an amount of time I was not comfortable with.

I remember having to hold a tiny baby in Hawaii too.

"I definitely don’t remember that. And I know you didn’t call one of the five thousand phone numbers thrown at you. I think you’re making things up."

You don’t remember it because you were the infant I had to escort to bed.

"I don’t remember you holding me at any point. I remember me and Pepper being really drunk and inviting you to join us for a night of sexy fun in our hotel room."

At that point you were not walking on your own two feet.

"So how did me and Pepper end up in bed? Did you carry both of us?"

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♘ Favorite Animal

Not dogs or cats. Nope. (Yes)

Does that mean both????

I’m not answering either way on this because we are not getting a team pet.

Is there a preference here as to which is more forbidden???

Both. Both are forbidden. No puppies. No kittens. Why do you keep asking? Do you think you’re eventually going to wear me down enough that I’ll say yes?

Oops, both followed me home because you didn’t make a choice.

You are full of shit, Rogers. I don’t believe a word you’re saying right now.