It’s been a weird day.
1) My dad got a call from Walgreens telling him he needed to come to the store to fill out an I9 and bring two forms of ID with him to prove he is American.
….he’s been working for Walgreens since 1998.
2) While I was taking a couple of the kids in my class to the bathroom, I sat down in a chair to wait and while I was waiting I got a cramp and I must have made a funny face because the little boy looked at me and said…
"Ms. Kelley, does your penis hurt?"