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The name is Tony Stark.
I'm sure you've heard of me.
I am also Iron Man.

April 16 2014, 01:05 AM

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billiondollarsuperhero: "Bunny pyjamas, really?"

americancapsicle:

"Oh god. No. Stop. Wait." He holds up a finger as he doubles over to catch his breath, which had been expelled so forcefully as a result of his laughter.

"Steve. Steeeeeeve. Oh my god. Who gave those to you?"

He’s got his hands rested against his knees as he continues to laugh. “Honestly, it suits you well. It’s adorable. And hilarious. Whoever gave you that has seen A Christmas Story way too many times.”

April 16 2014, 12:45 AM

allforshipshipforall:

STONY

Coming soon in The Avengers:Age of Ultron

Idea taken from this amazing video 

April 16 2014, 12:44 AM

dancys:

“Honestly, [the arrow necklace] was a choice that Scarlett herself made as her character. Her relationship with Hawkeye will become very clear in Avengers 2.” - Joe Russo

April 16 2014, 12:38 AM

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April 15 2014, 11:48 PM

OOC

It’s been a weird day.

1) My dad got a call from Walgreens telling him he needed to come to the store to fill out an I9 and bring two forms of ID with him to prove he is American.

….he’s been working for Walgreens since 1998. 

2) While I was taking a couple of the kids in my class to the bathroom, I sat down in a chair to wait and while I was waiting I got a cramp and I must have made a funny face because the little boy looked at me and said…

"Ms. Kelley, does your penis hurt?"

April 15 2014, 11:42 PM

April 15 2014, 11:41 PM

humansarecrayfish:

so does Hawkeye just show up to work one day and find out that S.H.I.E.L.D doesn’t exist anymore?

April 15 2014, 11:41 PM

overlordofthelollipopguild:

mischiefmagicandmayhem:

febricant:

natreidess:

lbrossoit:

Well he missed a pretty god damn big one didn’t he

u fucked up, Tony
u fucked up big time

you had one job, Tony

what if he did find it though?
what if after the avengers, he just archived the data, fully intending to look at it all later, and then kind of forgot about it because he was too busy trying to tinker his trauma away?
what if after iron man 3 he got bored one day, went through his data banks, found all this damning evidence, and figured it out?
what if he found out during winter soldier and tried to contact someone, but steve and natasha were already underground, fury was faking the dead, hill was with fury, coulson and his team were being held hostage on the plane, clint was nowhere to be found, thor was in asgard, and bruce was on vacation in hawaii?
what if he couldn’t do anything about it because he’d gotten rid of all the suits?
what if he was building one from his old files and going to try to do something about it, but then jarvis brought up the news and all he could do was sit there and watch the helicarriers fall because as good as his tech was, it still couldn’t finish the armor fast enough for him to help?
what if he knew but he couldn’t do a thing to fix it?

overlordofthelollipopguild:

mischiefmagicandmayhem:

febricant:

natreidess:

lbrossoit:

Well he missed a pretty god damn big one didn’t he

u fucked up, Tony

u fucked up big time

you had one job, Tony

what if he did find it though?

what if after the avengers, he just archived the data, fully intending to look at it all later, and then kind of forgot about it because he was too busy trying to tinker his trauma away?

what if after iron man 3 he got bored one day, went through his data banks, found all this damning evidence, and figured it out?

what if he found out during winter soldier and tried to contact someone, but steve and natasha were already underground, fury was faking the dead, hill was with fury, coulson and his team were being held hostage on the plane, clint was nowhere to be found, thor was in asgard, and bruce was on vacation in hawaii?

what if he couldn’t do anything about it because he’d gotten rid of all the suits?

what if he was building one from his old files and going to try to do something about it, but then jarvis brought up the news and all he could do was sit there and watch the helicarriers fall because as good as his tech was, it still couldn’t finish the armor fast enough for him to help?

what if he knew but he couldn’t do a thing to fix it?

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April 15 2014, 11:39 PM

Over the years we’ve had a variety of odd pairs

nothenks:

little-cyes-2:

We have a frog and a pig

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a rabbit and a promiscuously drawn woman

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a donkey and a dragon

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a shape shifting dog and a rainbow unicorn

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these two

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and a warthog with a meerkat who raise a lion cub

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But no one will ever accept the Bee Movie

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I thought this was gonna be about gay couples but gee was I mistaken

I knew it was going to be the damn Bee Movie at the very bottom before I got to it.